"Needlenose pliers." The first time he'd been asked that question, it was a tossup between those and his multi-tip screwdriver, but he'd decided on the pliers. There were very few things he couldn't fix with a good pair of needlenose pliers, at least around the house. The side was a hammer, add a rubber band and they were a great clamp, they could tighten or loosen bolts or screws, and even remove splinters if you could be exact enough. "I've even got a multitool with a set that you fold out. They're great."

But that left one scripted question, and that was the question he never could quite answer. Not really. Not with any kind of knowledge. "And I guess that last question is kind of pointless to ask you."